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Sunday, February 17, 2008

fight of ur LIFE

Me and my cousin amanda ("mand") were running from my cousin, amanda's brother, joey because he was hiting us when we were under the blanket that was hanging on the clothesline and "flowing with the wind". Amanda first pushed nick-nick down, their 2 year old brother who is a door and a ball. <33. Well she pushed him down, closed the doors and we ran up the stairs to richie millers house. We left thru the front door and ran around to the car. We waited in the car for a little while because we didn't wantjoey to catch us. Joey wasn't around. There was no sight of him. We dashed for aunt kims house...
Finally, we were safe. Manda made sure all the possible ways that joey could come in were locked... and they were; so he couldn't get in. There was no way. But he came to the door and started banging but there was no way we were gonna let joey in. Then I guess he gave up. We started watching tv with aunt kim. It was some segment on channel 13 on an ancient drum. We were trying to guess how much it was worth and it was 7 thousand bucks! Any way aunt kim didn't want us there any more so we were laughing at that fact. Amanda slowy walked over to the bathroom and aunt kims room is on the right side... I followed. I screamed! I saw something that appeared to have a green image jump in from the window that was in aunt kims room! The whole house was loud now, because of me and amanda yelping. The green thing attacked amanda. A part of me wanted to see what it was and help amanda and the other half wanted to run for my life! Then I remembered joey was wearing green! I walked over and saw them beating each other. I tried to help amanda but joey stepped on my foot that had no shoes! Ow!
Amanda and joey were beating each other senseless! Joey got on top of amanda and started punching. Amanda got hold of a big bottle and knocked joey in the head with it. Amanda kicked joey in the nuts and they kept on hitting each other. It was crazy. Finally me and mand ran upstairs and locked the door. Later we took the table that was on the porch and put a blanket over it. We put a whole bunch of pillows and made it face the city of yonkers. Too bad it was freezing out. We made tea and that warmed us up. We are making another one because we took the last one down and it looks even more beautiful because its nicer out and all the buildings are lit. is lit up. This time, we will make hot coco. Bii!

fight of ur LIFE

Me and my cousin amanda ("mand") were running from my cousin, amanda's brother, joey. Amanda first pushed nick-nick down, their 2 year old brother who is a door and a ball. <33. Well she pushed him down, closed the doors and we ran up the stairs to richie millers house. We left thru the front door and ran around to the car. We waited in the car for a little while because we didn't wantjoey to catch us. Joey wasn't around. There was no sight of him. We dashed for aunt kims house...
Finally, we were safe. Manda made sure all the possible ways that joey could come in were locked... and they were; so he couldn't get in. There was no way. But he came to the door and started banging but there was no way we were gonna let joey in. Then I guess he gave up. We started watching tv with aunt kim. It was some segment on channel 13 on an ancient drum. We were trying to guess how much it was worth and it was 7 thousand bucks! Any way aunt kim didn't want us there any more so we were laughing at that fact. Amanda slowy walked over to the bathroom and aunt kims room is on the right side... I followed. I screamed! I saw something that appeared to have a green image jump in from the window that was in aunt kims room! The whole house was loud now, because of me and amanda yelping. The green thing attacked amanda. A part of me wanted to see what it was and help amanda and the other half wanted to run for my life! Then I remembered joey was wearing green! I walked over and saw them beating each other. I tried to help amanda but joey stepped on my foot that had no shoes! Ow!

Friday, February 15, 2008

update!

Today is friday. I just got the rubber bands on my braces and it hurts like hell! Yester day was valentines day... <3
What's the big deal about the stupid holiday anyway? Its about a fat kid in a diaper shooting ppl with a bow and arrow.
And I'm not kidding
Ms. Browne didn't give us dress down day on valentines day! No fair! That's y I didn't get any of the teachers, including ms. Browne, chocolates... plus I read online that your not supposed to give dogs chocolate and ms. Novak is a wolf. I just hope she doesn't read this. That reminds me... in reading class, we're learning about hitler and the genocide. And how he was a stereotype, and was racist... ms.philp asked rooney 2 give an example of a stereotype against a teacher. Rooney said "ummmm lets see like how ms.novak's a wolf".
It was hilarious but ms.philp was pissed off! That's the updade!

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

yay!

My sidekick is working and I'm on blogger on the phone! I just have to say I'm sorry to evrard and rooney because you didn't break my phone! Today was okk. Yesterday, when we ordered papa johns, it never came because Gennet said "oh and ring the top doorbell because if you ring the bottom the people down from us are bitches."
I don't think that they took it seriously.
Lol.
See ya! Oh and ill be writing more because my sidekick!

Monday, February 11, 2008

bad day

you know how your having a bad day? well you'll have mis-match socks, people will laugh at you and talk about you for no apparant reason, you'll have a huge test the next day, the enamel will wear off of your teeth, you'll fall, get cat hair on you and will inhale secondhand smoke.
that was my day today.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

the mcdonalds rap

best pizza!!!

i will describe the best pizza. i am at Gennet's house and she made pizza; but not just any pizza, the BEST pizza. she used "baboli" bread and used mutzadella cheese and ragu sauce. Gen topped it with breaded eggplant and peppers. it was simply DELISH!!!

i need topics!!!

if you leave comments that telll me what to write about, ill write about it! please do beacuse i am running out of ideas to write about!!!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

best song

[Chorus:]Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]Boots with the fur [With the fur]The whole club was lookin at herShe hit the flo [She hit the flo]Next thing you knowShawty got low low low low low low low lowThem baggy sweat pantsAnd the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]She hit the flo [She hit the flo]Next thing you knowShawty got low low low low low low low low[Verse 1:]I ain't never seen nuthin that'll make me go,This crazy all night spendin my doughHad a million dollar vibe and a bottle to goDem birthday cakes, they stole the showSo sexual, she was flexibleProfessional, drinkin X and oooHold up wait a minute, do I see what I think IWhoaDid I think I seen shorty get lowAin't the same when it's up that closeMake it rain, I'm makin it snowWork the pole, I got the bank rollImma say that I prefer them no clothesI'm into that, I love women exposedShe threw it back at me, I gave her moreCash ain't a problem, I know where it goesShe had them[Chorus:]Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]Boots with the fur [With the fur]The whole club was lookin at herShe hit the flo [She hit the flo]Next thing you knowShawty got low low low low low low low lowThem baggy sweat pantsAnd the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]She turned around and gave that big booty a smack[Ayy]She hit the flo [She hit the flo]Next thing you knowShawty got low low low low low low low low[Verse 2:]HeyShawty what I gotta do to get you homeMy jeans full of gwapAnd they ready for ShonesCadillacs Maybachs for the sexy grownPatrone on the rocks that'll make you moanOne stack (come on)Two stacks (come on)Three stacks (come on, now that's three grand)[ Low lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]What you think I'm playin baby girlI'm the man, I'll bend the rubber bandsThat's what I told her, her legs on my shoulderI knew it was ova, that Henny and ColaGot me like a SoldierShe ready for Rover, I couldn't control herSo lucky oo me, I was just like a cloverShorty was hot like a toasterSorry but I had to fold her,Like a pornography posterShe showed her[Chorus:]Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]Boots with the fur [With the fur]The whole club was lookin at herShe hit the flo [She hit the flo]Next thing you knowShawty got low low low low low low low lowThem baggy sweat pantsAnd the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]She hit the flo [She hit the flo]Next thing you knowShawty got low low low low low low low low[Verse 3:]WhoaShawtyYea she was worth the moneyLil mama took my cash,And I ain't want it back,The way she bit that rag,Got her them paper stacks,Tattoo Above her crack,I had to handle that,I was on it, sexy woman, let me showninThey be want it two in the morninI'm zonin in them rosay bottles foaminShe wouldn't stop, made it dropShorty did that pop and lock,Had to break her off that gwapGah it was fly just like my glock[Chorus:]Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]Boots with the fur [With the fur]The whole club was lookin at herShe hit the flo [She hit the flo]Next thing you knowShawty got low low low low low low low lowThem baggy sweat pantsAnd the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]She hit the flo [She hit the flo]Next thing you knowShawty got low low low low low low low low

profile

this is my aim profile. ♥ it weird but i love it lol

im not a bitch
im THE bitch

BIFFERZ KPL♥

I talk on tha phone
I sit down to pee
I can justify any shopping spree
I dont go to the barbers
But a beauty salon
I can get a massage,
without a hard on
I can balance a checkbook
I can pump my own gas
I can talk to my friends
About the size of my ass
My beauty's a masterpeice
and yes it takes long
At least i can admit
To others when im wrong
I dont drive in circles
At any cost
I dont have a problem
addmiting im lost
I never forget
an iportant date
you just gota deal with it im usualy late
I dont watch movies
with a lot of gore
I dont need instint-replayto remember the score
I wont loose my hair
I dont get jock itch
and just cause im assertive
dont call me a bitch
dont say to your friends yea I can get her
in your dreams my dear
I can do better
flowers are good
but jewelry's best
Look at me you idiot...NOT at my chest!!
I don't have a problem
With expressing my feelings
I know when you lie
You look at the ceiling
DON'T call me a girl a babe or a chick
I am a woman
do ya get it u dick?!

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www.grandyzgrump123.piczo.com

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sadness

its sad for people who cant help their uglyness. it makes me sad. thanks for reading this. next time you think you're ugly just look at this www.uglypeople.com


YOU'RE NOT UGLY - unless your the "C" word. u know who it is.

comments

there are a lot of people who read this. believe me, i know. but if you like it so much, and read it alot, then why don't you leave comments
plz do. it makes the blog cooler and less lonely... lol♥ bii

people

you kids wanted me to mention your names on my blog so here we go -

ROBBIE P. - my buddy! you sit behind be and don't talk until lunch. you're a hot fry stealer!!!! u rock on robbie but stop being like jo and talk in class!!!

thats it. i did that for you robbie, so that you'd shut up about my blog. but i kind of like it when people talk about it so tell as many people as you'd like!

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

teachers

hey. you should really check out www.ratemyteachers.com because it has all the juicy stuff that u wanna hear about the teachers. but if you dont like those sites then just read my blog on teachers and comment on them!
lets start with:

Ms.Novak-that evil werewolf! i think her mole moves and she hates me! mustache lady. her hands schkeeve me out and her breath STINKS!!!

Ms.Cellio-chalkbutt. she yells about ur future and looks like a penguin except for her cockatoo hair!

Ms. Philp-nice but God it's impossible to get ANY sleep in her class! seriously.

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lent
Fr. Luciano
Tarzan
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valentines
Ms. Novak (wolfy)
High School Musical

hii

hey! thanks for reading my blog! i want to do a new post every week but i am super busy. i am really bored. okk well check out the current state of the union plz.