2009! FIRST POST OF 09!

happy new year to all of you. i watched the ball drop! i drank champagne and ENERGY SHOTS so its 7:06 a.m. and i didnt sleep a wink. i gave myself 80's hair in my spare time. its awesomely ODD! to start off the new year, i would like to dedicate it to the best year ever! okay so here are some jokes! What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common? They both put their meat in 12-year-old buns.
I got a new car radio. When you shout ""soul"" it plays soul music, when you shout ""rock"" it plays rock music. One day some kids ran out in front of my car and I shouted "Fucking kids!" and Michael Jackson came on!

I hope you have a great new year. Happy Holidays to all of you